S.N.A.F.U.

Really? What the fuck!?! So today has been less than stellar. Since my last post, several things have happened to me. Some are cool, but most have sucked. First, my flight from Madison to Chi-Town was delayed by 2hrs (sucked). I missed my connection to San Jose (sucked). The next flight to San Jose departed 5hrs. later (sucked). The in-flight movie was "The Prestige" (cool). Crying 2yr old that sat behind me (sucked). Finally, got to San Jose at midnight (sucked). Got to the hotel and I don't have a room (sucked). Apparently, the cleaning staff is on strike, so I the customer got fucked (sucked). While waiting for the cleaning staff to finish up my room, I see a porn star, 2 dudes I assume are also in the film being shot somewhere on the premises, a midget, a bus load of rowdy christian WWF fans, and a crazy lady that reminds me of Joanna (cool). 5 minutes ago, the night manager informed the now small crowd of sleepy individuals in the lobby that are rooms would be comped for the night (sucked/cool). Yeah, no shit they will be comped. This is bullshit. The only thing is, I wasn't paying for the room anyway (cool). So I guess it's nice that my 3 hrs of sleep will be for free this evening. The only thing that could possibly turn this around is if I get recruited to be a boom operator or stand-in performer in "Gang Bang at the Holiday Inn" being filmed in bldg. 5. Travis, the assistant night mgr. is a complete tool. And now there is some cocksmoke at the counter wearing shorts, ankle high black socks and a crew neck sweatshirt yelling free breakfast for everyone. The dude is a complete D-Bag and I hate him. If I get the chance to stick him in an elevator with all of the buttons pushed, I will. If by chance, I happen to leave another post before getting a room, you may want to check the news for a Hermicidal terrorizing the Holiday Inn on First St. in San Jose. On a sidenote, some asshole just spilled his soda all over the lobby floor and said "ewww" and kept walking. What a dick! Good night?