Monday, March 5, 2007

Keepin' it real...


... real motherfuckin' stupid. Apparently, Kanye felt it necessary to spend approximately $3,900 for $17.50 worth of Indian food to be flown from Wales to NYC. This along with his bitch attitude and whiny behavior elevates Kanye West to the top of my least favorite rapper list. He somehow managed to overthrow Flavor Flav who has been king of the mountain for an unprecedented 93 weeks due to his "reality" show "Flavor of Love," and generally cracked out nappy drowned rat appearance. This expenditure is absolutely ridiculous. A baby panda, a piece of the moon, a platinum grill, or even a t-shirt with a pudding stain that looked like Bill Cosby would be acceptable things to spend exorbitant amounts of money on. Kanye has completely missed the mark of extravagant spending on this one, and I'm sure his fellow rappers would agree. If you had $3,882.50 to blow on something, what would it be?

1 comment:

Jobonga said...

...there's a puddin' stain on the back. It looks like doo-doo, DOO DOO. I'm using your pudding stain reference to segue to Chapelle Show. I just saw the one where Charlie Murphy plays bball with Prince, and then Prince makes him pancakes. That is talent, my friends. Kanye sucks and his abs can't save him.
Hi, David!